Place: USA Passport holders immigration line at the International Terminal at Newark Airport.
Cast: Two 25-year-old american males.
VOICE OVER STATIC INTERCOM: Welcome to Newark International Airport. This line is for US Passport holders only. Please stay in line.
25YOAM #1: This is bullshit. We’re from here, why do we have to wait in this line?
25YOAM #2: I know. I fuckin’ hate this country.